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July 30 2009
As Katt Williams would say, “Get yo 7 chuckles in.” Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Mike would be so mad right now. Folks telling all his business. Especially, anything pertaining to his sexual exploits or inferring anything to hither of. That made no sense, but I wanted to use the word hither. Anyway, chile this is the juiciest news, the biggest development, the bestest thing since sliced bread and the freeing of slaves. If that dude is his kid, well shit, that would be sweet. I am not going to be able to focus for a good 2 days. Rumors have been swirling for years about ol’ dude, but no one ever spoke out on it. I didn’t even know he was at the memorial. I couldn’t see who all was in the front row and if I don’t know you by sight…well then shit. Mike got some cookie pie! Ahhhhhh! I will be experiencing small bursts of laughter for a minute. If it ain’t true, oh well. At least I laughed and it ain’t like it’s the first lie that’s been told on him. I am just tickled. I don’t know how many more times I can say that. I am just cackling like a hen.
This all reminds me of those Mike Sex stories this chick used to post on one of the MJ Fan sites. That lady is such a good writer. I used to be enthralled and she’d keep writing installations and sometimes we had options of how we wanted the story to end. The majority vote would end up being how the story ended and picked up in the nest installment. I mean there were sex scenes, kids, domestic violence, Mama Kate, world travel, music studios, and all kinds of juicy stuff going on with her lady character and Mike. I remember one started back stage of the Bad tour. They were so good; I copied and saved them all to my computer for my reading pleasure. I attributed one story to judy_mj#1fan, but I don’t want to re-post anything without correct attribution…and I last read these a good 3 years ago. I can’t rightly read them now…they’ll just mess up my already fragile psyche. Guess I ain’t ready to delve into Mike and the possibility of sex yet. The only person he has ever openly admitted to relations with is Diana Ross. He said they were “lovers” in the Moonwalker book and I don’t rightly think that means anything else other than boinking. My mom and Kenny P. were all like, “Yea that was the rumor back in the day” and I was like “Eww, that is so nasty of her to watch him grow up and thing take his stuff when he HOPEFULLY came of age.” I’ll leave you with a gushy sex riddled Mike quote though:
“I just want to lay next to you for a while. You look so beautiful tonight. Your eyes are so lovely. Your mouth is so sweet. A lot of people misunderstand me. That’s because they don’t know me at all. I just want to touch you. And hold you. I need you. God I need you. I love you so much.”
~ Original Spoken Intro to I Just Can’t Stop Loving You
Damn I want to say something explicit, but I am afraid it will be going too far.
Ok, side bar. Did Mike have on contacts on the cover of BAD? His eyes ain’t never looked damn near hazel under no lighting conditions. I don’t know how I am going to sleep. 6 hrs and counting til I have to get up.
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