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July 15 2009
I’m in need of a pick me up. I wanna watch some live Mike concert footage, but I’m scared (in cowardly lion from The Wiz voice). I’m scared I’ll cry and I haven’t cried in at least 4 days. Maybe I’ll rock out to some Sananda Maitreya instead…different feel, but a nice musical escape. His place isn’t as warm and safe and cozy as Mike’s. He’s trippy. Im’a do it! I’m attempting to watch Bad Tour Tokyo 1987. Ooh, this one is the black shirt one! Hey, the buckles on top of buckles pants have a REALLY big buckle right at the crotch! I get so tired of that poke your head like a chicken move. Oh shoot Mike humping! He even put his hand behind his head. Oh, I love it! It’s like he be on auto pilot with no realization of what he’s doing. He kinda gets lost in the music and that is when he is at his best. When you get those WHY IN THE HELL DID HE JUST DO THAT feelings, he in his Zen Mode. I wonder what made him decide to grab his junk all the time. Word on the streets in the fandom is that Lisa Marie said he was 9 _. So Gross, but funny as hell in a warped way of thinking. Ahh OMG screaming like a lil bitch, he just laughed in between his adlibs at the beginning of Rock with You! Aww, man his Michael Jackson/super man curl on his forehead is in full effect that night! It’s immaculate! Oh, goddamn the Asian background dancer has numchucks! Aww shit, he gonna beat it sho’ nuff!
Now I’m in Brisbane Australia/New Zealand, whatever in 1987! There’s a random wack white background dancer here that I have never seen before. Maybe he was always there, but his hair color is throwing me off or he’s always in the shadows. Mike usually goes with dark hair colored people. Ahh, Mike just did a demonic voiced “You’re a vegetable”. That’s new! Ok, on Lovely One he kinda bucked his eyes on the Just Say You Are part! Ahhhh, super exciting! I am giddy like a school girl. Also, on another note. What happens to you regular nose functions after surgery? What if you need to sneeze? What if your nose runs or you need to clean boogers? Are the nasal passages compromised causing allergy type issues or dryness? I’m just wondering? His nose looked like a shark from a front/downward camera angle.
Oh, wait, now I’m at Wembley Stadium and this dude done started sounding like Shug Avery on the break down transition from I’ll be there to Rock with you. They doing church call and response. This is the only performance I’ve ever seen him do this in! He done caught the secular music holy ghost. The audience is just too cute. Being that his is someone’s personal VHS copy from their POV at the show, I can hear the people around them going Aowwwww and Whooooo to Mike’s call and response. You know what, Mike’s shows are simple, but down to damn near perfection. There is not a lot of pageantry in this tour….OOOOOH HE DOING DIRTY DIANA! AHHHHHHH! THE SET LIST CHANGES FROM TIME TO TIME SO EVERY SHOW AINT THE SAME! AHHHHHHH! I LOVE YOU MICHAEL! I gotta simulate like I am in the crowd.
Cheryl Crowe is one weird looking chick. She skinny as hell with a 200 lb looking face and big bleached hair. Why didn’t she die of cancer? Now we could have definitely slapped some more folks onto the Grim Reapers list to make a trade out for Mike. Yooo, Mike grabbed her belt and brought her close and it damn near looked like he took his hand and gentle rubbed up her torso the breastasis area! SHOCKING! Ain’t no damn near look to it…he did stroke her up and she DON’T MIND (in R Kelly voice). I still think him and Siedah have better chemistry on stage.
Watching a little interview with Greg Phillinganes and some bad Tour rehearsal footage and mike looked really colored. Maybe it was the lighting or maybe he didn’t have his full stage face on, but it was weird to see a medium skin toned Mike with the long bad hair. THAT WAS HOTT!
Question, watching him perform Bad at Wembley Stadium in 88. This lady is still having a break down. BAD is the last song in the set…and she still having a break down! I bet Mike concerts stink. All of those bodies and I am quite sure that somebody done pissed on themselves because there is no way to get to the bathroom if you are in the mosh pit. Hell, I know I would have just stood there and been pissy rather than try to leave and miss something. It be really funny to see dudes in the audience crying and screaming I Love You Michael.
Memory, the can You Feel It video is scary. There’s all kinds of sounds and scary looking things going on. I think it’s about the making of earth or the beginning of time or something. Why Jackie got on that gay Freddie Jones ascot? Oh, damn somebody just raised a rainbow…that’s tight!
I have really got to watch the stuff I have more often. You know the pic from the memorial still photo…that is from the end of the LA Gear commercial. And he does the MC Hammer in it too! Wait, how did he have a tennis shoe? He rarely even wears tennis shoes.
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