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Ewww, I can’t believe that Lindsey Lohan and the other white chick made out with Danny Trejo! Whose name I just learned when I went to see Machete.
Oh now this is funny. I recently learned that Juan is Spanish for John and my uncle John has a son named Juan. Not sure if that is how you spell it, but that sure is how you pronounce it. Weird, huh?
Fuck you Elle! You Lie! You Lie!
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