I envision meeting my soul mate on the dance floor. We are dancing to whatever upbeat song then the DJ puts on The Beautiful Ones by Prince and somehow we know what we must dance. We come in close, the lights go purple, and the other dancers seem to disperse. We dance intertwined, more like…
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Dogs and bursting into song. la la la la la
If I ever ever ever ever say I want a dog slap me. The puppy kept running out of the garage when I was trying to leave this morning and I was late for my bus. Well later than I wanted to be, but I still made it. I don’t understand why he doesn’t understand….
Why does rot ba dop dop doe mean?
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whoa is me
It is super stressful being the one everyone runs to for help when there is never help when you need it. I don’t ask for it because I know they are in no position to help me. I soldier on alone. I kinda see a small glimpse into how Michael must have felt; being of…
Oooh, Time Warner Cable Man
I’m on the bus and we just passed a Time Warner cable van. The driver has a lap top open on the middle arm rest and there is a video of a horse running on a track. I refuse to believe he is watching that as a part of his job WHILE DRIVING. He is…
Very Bad Wax Figures. dun dun dun
Ooh, when I was in San Francisco I walked past the Wax Museum and they had a horrible wax figure of Mike sitting on a stool throwing up the deuce. It looked nothing like any of his faces. It looked more like E Casanova to me. They didn’t even get the eyes remotely close. Sad,…
Elle is a Liar and nasty make out scene
Ewww, I can’t believe that Lindsey Lohan and the other white chick made out with Danny Trejo! Whose name I just learned when I went to see Machete. Oh now this is funny. I recently learned that Juan is Spanish for John and my uncle John has a son named Juan. Not sure if that…
Damn Vodka Commercial
Saw a commercial for Svedka Vodka and they are using Dancing Machine as the music for it and all of the club-like people are doing the robot. That is wrong. I know that Michael doesn’t have writing or producing credits on that song, but his image and artistry are being used to sell alcohol and…
San Francisco, oh how I hate thee
9-5-10 San Francisco, oh how I hate thee. My life has been on a catastrophic downtown since Friday. First what about me-gate. Then the accident on the 14 that made me two minutes too late for the 5:30 Fly Away. I lucked out in being on the 1st stop, but I had to run to…
NWA
9-1-10 Was watching some show about NWA and what exactly did Yella do in the group? Ice Cube has a big face. Easy E was cute; Nice perked lips. It seemed like AIDS took him way to fast. He had to have had it for years. The offices of Ruthless Records looks like the same…