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Why are there always rollover car accidents in California? I mean, I saw a car lying on its side in the middle of the 210 on ramp at like 6:30am this morning. Ridiculous! What, you get in trouble and start turning the wheel like a stuntman? I don’t get it. I come from a place with snow and ice and had never seen cars belly up on their sides. Folks here can’t drive or they panic like hell.
Damn, Whitney Houston is old enough to be my momma. She turned 46 on August 9th. CRACKHEAD! I am so through with her. She disappointed the hell out of me. I’m just done. The same ay I’m done with Marion Jones.
Benny Goodman sounds like an episode of Tom & Jerry. Go Clarinet! There aren’t any popular clarinet players these days. Segregated Ass 1940’s! Wait, did he play some kind of other-arinet?
Lady Gag is one ugly chick. Even with a face full of make up she looks like an owl.
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