September 5 2009

Funniest thing I’ve heard about Mike today. TV Guide Channel is all Mike all of the time lately and they were doing his most outrageous moments. Some black dude was talking about Mike’s fans and said Michael Jackson could walk out into the middle of the street and smack an old lady and the fans would ask “WHAT DID SHE DO TO MICHAEL?”
I can attest, I WOULD SO SAY THAT!

The craziest, most hilarious, ludicrous-est thing I have ever heard in my entire life…rumor has it Macaulay Culkin is Blanket’s biological father. Give it up already white people. He is not! Why does it even matter to you any fucking way? Leave the damn kids alone!