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I have some kind of simmering nervousness just under my skin. I have been going to town on the side of my nails this week. I bite the skin off the sides of my nail bed instead of biting my nails.
Michael makes me happy dance. See, I’m serious. I used his full first name.
I want major things for all of the wrong reasons. I want kids to name them my kewl baby names. I want to get married to have the bomb reception/after party and dress up.
Seriously, who is that singing backup on Centipede? Sounding like Martha wash Jr.!?
I can’t listen to hype Mike at work. Because I lose my focus. Ain’t doing nary a bit of work for at least 2 minutes afterwards.
Whatever happened to the group Jade? I loved the Josie looking one or maybe her name was Josie? I don’t know.
Why do gay men flock to certain female entertainers? Tina Turner, Cher, Patti LaBelle, Janet…they gonna be on Beyonce in the next generation.
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