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OMG, grey poupon is a killer. It burned the hell out of my nose. Not, its running.
“Mothers Cookies. Mothers Mothafuckin Cookies.”
~Eddie Griffin on Double Take
Speaking of. They make the bomb lemon cookies. It’s like crack.
There’s not great concerts coming. Outside of Mariah and Boyz II Men. Well Teena Marie is coming, but the Whispers are gonna be there and I can’t have no part in that.
This usually never happens, but I saw a cute black dude today. I can probably count on one hand how many men I have seen and thought “damn he’s cute.” I promise you, like 3 since 2005.
Dorian Gray ain’t even all that cute. I don’t understand all of the fuss Oscar.
Funny mishearing story. Not until this year did I understand the main part of Wreckless Love by Alicia Keys. I had been singing “oh baby let’s go have that breakfast love.”
I forgot this too. An Asian dude with flava cane to my window yesterday. He had ling hair and was on the taller side of Asianatics. 2 issues, he ha d a jacked up extra canine tooth and a red spot on his eye. But you take them two things away and he love me long time.
I’m super late. Just realized the humor of the line “in the 69 my humpty nose’ll tickle your rear.”
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