by 
Forgot to report I got traumatized last night. Was flipping through the channels and saw an elephant all painted up and pretty so I stopped. Then here comes a way bigger elephant. It stood up on 2 legs and proceeded to have sex with the pretty painted elephant. The dude elephant even groaned during the act. Then it pulled out and the thing fell to the ground and a gush of secretions came out of the pretty painted elephant. I promise you I sat there with my jaw dropped for at least 30-40 seconds. I still can’t believe I saw that. So now that I am traumatized I figured I’d share the stigma.
by