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Why is Luke’s mouth crooked? He have a stroke? Or he got that Bobby Brown cocaine twisted mouth?
Why is Kid Rock so cool? Like, he is alright with me. Ain’t he hosting some CMT country awards shit too? Why Trick head so big and his body so scrawny? Them dancers don’t dance hard. They should have got somebody out the audience to WRECK Doo Doo Brown! Who are those white guys? Seriously, where they get these white people from? Like, white people don’t equate to dirty south rap. Po Pimp! Representin’ Aliceville, Alabama on this one! The magical summer of 1995. WTF, Drake, yo gay ass wtf you even doing there? Nigga you from Canada?! He does sound better rapping that singing. Puffy is a bitch. Jonah Hill? Forreal? WTF, Viacom!
Man, I wish Da Brat would come out on Ooh I Think They Like Me…. Damn I can see the whole stage bouncing on this one. Camera bouncing too. Couldn’t Kriss Kross have sang Jump? Welcome to (everywhere) was a pretty good song.
Awww shit, can’t wait for P to come out. Damn shame that a Master P song is considered classic and real music. Never thought this would be so 15 years ago.
This Lottery Ticket movie is another Friday, but I will be tryin to see it.
Clearly I ain’t seent Lil Romeo in about 6 years. Damn. Why he got no shirt on and a scully? You is not bout it bout it! Damn, I feel old. This shit came out when I was in middle school. Damn Silkk Da Shocker looks the same. He was kinda cute. I used to wish I was Mya in that video. That’s all Trina gonna say? I would think Cash Money would be in on this…wouldn’t you? Like they can’t have more than 1 New Orleans camp? Wait, so P came out and the song ended… And why is Brandy and Ray J there. Guess they are deciding to claim Mississippi.
I agree T.I… live your talk and walk and shit. Black people from California need to take note. No matter how hood you are…you are a man or woman of your word. Your word actually means something. Is that Swizz Beats? Bone Crusher? Somebody told me he was on a can last week. I SEE THAT LITTLE HAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Is Nelson George’s mouth crooked too? Andre where are you? You so beautiful.
Timbaland got a sinus infection? I didn’t know Timbaland did Make Me Better. I love that damn song. “Stick with yo entrée and get over your side.” Who is Freestyle Steve? Keri Hilson is cute, giving Ciara competition in the physique dept, but she sounds horrible. Awww, Missy. My 2nd favorite female MC.
David Banner is so smart. Kelly looks like a flight attendant or a black Daphne from Scooby Doo. Chamillionaire looks like piglet from pooh. Ok, the me so horny 1st verse is all over the place. That Asian looking one has a malady of some sort. Yea, Kiss dey ass Tea Party Members!
Damn that talking dude from Organized Noize has beautiful skin. Sleepy Brown nails is black???? Can they sink up with the damn music? Wait, let me throw up my L. Get it Nelly and Murphy Lee! Get it Kujoe! Fake leg n all! Sleepy Brown bothers me. Even his little jump and cross the legs thing is weird. Who is that white guy? He ain’t Eminem!!!!! I like his black socks though.
Whose son is that up there DJing with Khaled…looking like Theo Huxtable. Once again, who are those white guys?
I’m So Hood is the jam. WTF is Maybach Music? That’s stupid. Ya’ll from Miami…why ya’ll got on furs?
Hey, I’m from the south MY ASS IS REAL AND IT JIGGLES!
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