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The MJ Birthday Party was cool. Major technical difficulties hampered ?uestlove
S DJ set, but he pulled out some gems like Body Language, Hum Along and Dance and Life Of The Party. He even played State of Shock and Tell Me I’m Not Dreaming. He didn’t really DJ. It just sounded like a mixtape. The event went til 4am. We left around 3:30. Best part was although the supposed cut off time for the RSVP Price of $20 ended at 11:30, we got there at 12:30 and still paid $20. Samantha Ronson was there. She is very skinny and a little greasy looking. She cusses too much. There was no reason for her to say Fuckin so much when she was on the mic. I spotted Bilal in the crowd and he is SUPER SHORT. Like, maybe my height. DJ Scratch was there and they said DJ Jazzy Jeff was there, but I didn’t see him. There was even this dude there dressed like the Jackson 5. I called him the Jackson 1. HE EVEN PLAYED SUNSET DRIVER!!!!!
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