Month: September 2010

My ears are itching and I have taken to putting hydrocortisone on them. 2 more days and I am back to wearing my own hair. by

Just thought of something really funny and slightly explicit. So ya’ll know that Jackie Jackson CGI.I shall call him the lean, mean makes you want to cream machine. And now I am thinking of Boston cream pie. I don’t like Boston cream pie. Not a fan of cream pies in general. I refuse to believe…

Rap verse of the week:Ughhh…Another soul lostHad to make a shirt match my ox blood colored PorscheUghhh…The rims match of courseBlood hit his Timbs it reminded me of themGlistenin’ wrist on chillerGun in the same palm of gorgeous killerI put this on my lord my niece was 4 when she felt chinchillaI past the shore…

I’m scared to turn 50. Everyone keeps dying. Why does God always see fit to take the good ones? Maybe they are too good for this earth. Which means this must be hell. He sent them here for a short time on a mission of high importance. Well dine he said and home they went….

This person who wrote an article about generic products called milk “Moo-Juice.” HILARIOUS! by

Deep ass statement of the day: “You’ve been so lost in thoughts about where you SHOULD be that you’ve overlooked the obvious. Buddhist teachers define hell as wanting to be somewhere other than where you are in the present moment. If you’re feeling restless, you don’t need to run away. You need to slow down…burn…

My day is officially fucked up. Bad back white lady sat with me on the bus this morning. Shiiitttt!!!! On a sad note; 14 years ago today Tupac died. Where in the hell is Shania Twain? OMG, I am not a Barbie person, but these Bob Mackie Barbie’s are fucking amazing. by

My heart, lord my heart. Why? I really don’t know how I feel about Family Guy anymore. It just lacks substance or anything thoughtful. South Park is better. I have cleavage and I think it’s because I’ve gained weight. by

I don’t get Jimi Hendrix and Bob Marley yet. Maybe with more time I will. Fuck Elvis Presley! Damn! Whole Lotta Love by Ike and Tina was originally a Led Zeppelin song! Really #2, #2, well who the fuck is #1 then? Really, I cannot think of anyone else. Oh I forgot about them. It’s…

Dear teenagers making out behind the tree in the park. You should have a blanket down before you catch critter crotch. by