Month: January 2010

I just want a Pale Force honorary membership. I love Conan’s brand of comedy. Grew up on it…like collard greens and cornbread. It sticks to my ribs. Cuss Replacement“Shut the Front Door!”~Somebody on Let’s Talk About Pep I’m Monica, an exception to most rules. I’m scared to live because I’m afraid to die. I miss…

just saw a billboard about a new Clipse album that dropped Dec 8th. Who knew? by

I thought you were Ray Liotta because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash.~Stewie on Family Guy by

Quote of the day:I put this on my LordMy niece was fourWhen she felt chinchillaI passed the shore for that shitThat made fiends riseFrom the dead like Thriller ~What Happened To That Boy by Clipse by

All you need these days to be glamorous is “a tight skirt, loose hips, and wet lips.”~Lucy by

Be heard! Support and keep Michaeling! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/mjnobelpeaceprize/ by

I don’t want to look back and wonder…what did I do with my life. Fave line from a Brandy song: I put on my good clothes. I sing and dance. Why does Jaheim keep having albums out? Who is buying it? Ha, I now understand that Maria Maria song by Santana and it’s refine to…

Quote of the day: “There are white people who get Nell Carter and Pearl Bailey confused.”~ Steve Harvey talking about how people think other people all look alike 2nd Quote of the day: “How you gonna win when you ain’t right within. Uh uhn, come again.”~That Thing by Lauryn Hill 3rd Quote of the day:“I…

1-7-10 Where us Eric Clapton? God, The Beatles sounded absolutely horrible on Hold Your Hand. They were screeching. I wonder-hey-that Whitney Houston Million Dollar Bill song is something Janet should sing. That excitement, hope, elation from last January has all but faded away. Yay, Obama is black and the president, but my life still sucks….

“I’m trying to be proper Tyler Perry. Shut the hell up.”~ Madea on that new play radio commercial by