Month: August 2009

August 13 2009 It’s official. I am so tired of getting up at 5:25am to get to work by 8am. My being is not cut out for these hours. I’m dying here! Also, I will never NOT heed my mom’s advice in regard to something she heard from Stella. Had a super nightmare. Very scary!…

The Steve Harvey Morning ShowSister Odell said her church is having a tribute to Michael Jackson this Sunday. They are singing all of his songs with gospel lyrics.Thriller Thriller Night= Jesus Jesus ChristBillie Jean= Lucifer is not my lover. He just the devil.Remember The Time=Do you remember he’s mine. He is my lord. Everybody on…

Why are the rest of them Bee Gee’s still alive? There are millions of people I’d like to make a trade for. Will you take Ozzy Osborne? Wait, he going straight to hell. Ain’t passing go, ain’t gonna collect 200. That would be an unjust trade though, so never mind. by

ShakeWars 2009: Carl’s Jr’s (Hardees for the Midwesterners) vs. Sonic vs. Jack In A Box And The Winner Is… Jack In A Box. That Oreo Shake for _ off (I had a coupon) was the best. I will now pay full price for them. by

I told ya’ll my lips be getting me in precarious situations. I’m at the USA Mini pumping gas and this dude in a 1976 hoopty bug is mean mugging me. He eventually gets out and asks me do I know where to get some trees. I cannot count the times people have made comments in…

Phyllis Hyman’s All Alone is very fitting of the way I feel right now. No suicide here! I’m just sayin! Ooh, and Jazmine Sullivan’s Fear…because that’s pretty much what I share here…my fears. I need better posture. by

I am to the point where I have to stop buying magazines because they have tributes to Mike. Sister to Sister, The Source, Essence (who don’t even have him in the cover) put out tribute magazines. They aren’t that important; Especially The Source and Sister to Sister. Essence, Why he ain’t got a cover? Very…

Also, this morning there was a note on my car asking if I was interested in selling my vehicle, call Tony. Tony, Fuck you. Did I have a sign on my car that said for sale? That is some bold ass California shit! Hey, Fuck Tony is a Mitchell Brothers song. by

Television sucks. My lack of TV for the past 3 months really has opened my eyes to the wackness of the tube. I hate the way Jada Pinkett looks. Saw the HawthoRNe show. Who writes that mess? Something ain’t right about her face. She looks like Scar from the Lion King at the eyes. There’s…

I heard that Little Richard and Chuck Berry are supposed to be IN CONCERT! Now that should be interesting. Little Richard scares me. He is so old he’s getting those slave eyes with the blue ring around the iris like Joe Jackson. by